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Another Irish Joke Involving Guinness, But It Is A Good One!!

“Ma’am, I’d like to order a Guinness.” -“You must be Irish.” “Oh, so ordering a Guinness makes me Irish? If I ordered a Pizza, would you assume I’m Italian?” -“I didn’t…” “And if I ordered a Bratwurst, would that make me German?” -“No, but…” “So why the heck do you think I’m Irish then?” -“Sir, […]

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An Irish Joke For A Rainy Day, Fishing For A Laugh!

A good joke is hard to find.  It has to be funny, not too offensive, and be easy to repeat for a laugh.  This one I hope fits the bill! It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a […]

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An Irish Pub Joke That Will Have You Laughing!

When I found this joke, I thought it was so funny that I attempted to repeat it to my friends and family. I am not the best joke teller, but this one was a hit. I paraphrased and twisted it a little but the punchline always brought a chuckle!! One of my relatives said it […]

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An Irish Joke For The Weekend!

I always enjoy a good joke and there are plenty of Irish jokes to share. Here is one I think the you will like! Walking into the pub, Patick said to the bartender, “Pour me astiff one, Sean. I just had another tiff with the little woman.” “Oh yeah,” said Sean. “And how did this one […]

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As We Get Ready To Start School, This Joke Will Bring The Laughs!

A private school had a problem with its 12-year-old girls starting to use lipstick. They would put it on in the bathroom, and then would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.  Every night the cleaner would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. The […]

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Here Are A Few Of Our Favorite Irish Jokes On National Tell A Joke Day!!

Here are three of my favorite jokes that we have posted in the past. They seem like they would be easy to repeat for National Tell A Joke Day. Get ready to laugh! A Doctor’s Visit Mary accompanied her husband, Paddy, to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called Mary into his office […]

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A Few Short Jokes To Keep Your Irish Eyes Smiling!!

The Irish have a great sense of humor when it comes to making fun of themselves.   Here are a few jokes sure to bring a smile! Did you hear about the Irishman who was stranded for an hour when the escalator broke down? Murphy took his car to the mechanic, who told him he […]

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Hal Roach, The King of Blarney “That’s A Good One! Write It Down!”

My parents came to live with me a few years ago, and my uncle brought a video tape of an Irish comedian.  It took me a few days to dig out the old VCR so we could watch it.  We watched and laughed until we had tears running down our cheeks. We are lucky because […]

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Some Irish Advice For You To Use And Share!

Irish Advice Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction. Source: irelandcalling.ie TheIrishInAllOfUs.com

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An Irish Mother’s Letter To Her Son, Will Tickle Your Funny Bone!

Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive. I am writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read very fast. It only rained twice last week. First time was for three days and the second for four. On Monday the wind blew so hard that […]

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