Paddy’s First Drink Joke Will Surely Bring A Chuckle!

irish smiley face

Paddy’s first drink with his son!

Paddy took his son out for his first pint. Off they went to their local pub only two blocks from their house.

Paddy got him a Guinness. He didn’t like it, so he drank it himself.

Next Paddy got him a Kilkenny, he didn’t like that either, so Paddy drank that too.

Finally, he thought he might like some Harp Lager? His son spat it out. So Paddy drank it.

Then Paddy tought hmmm, maybe he’d like whiskey better dan beer – so we tried a Jameson’s!

In desperation, Paddy asked the barman for some rare Redbreast, Ireland’s finest. He wouldn’t even smell it.
What could Paddy do but drink it!

By the time he realized that his son just didn’t like the drink, he was so drunk he could hardly push his stroller back home.


Twitter Digg Delicious Stumbleupon Technorati Facebook Email

No comments yet... Be the first to leave a reply!

Leave a Reply