Some Jokes For A Friday!

An American lawyer inquired, ‘Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?’
‘Who told you that?’ asked Paddy.

I met a man the other day named Flanagan and I said, ‘You’re a happy man.’
He said, ‘I am.’

I said, ‘Why?’

‘Well,’ he said, ‘the Income Tax people have been after me for 20 years, driving me mad, to get money out of me, driving me crazy with worry. But, this morning I got a letter from them and it said: FINAL NOTICE.’

‘Thank God,’ he said, ‘I won’t be hearing from them again.’

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