A Few Great Irish One-Liners

The Irish are great for one-liners and jokes.
Here are a few to tickle your fancy!

irish smiley face‘What’s wrong with Murphy?’ asked Father Green. ‘I don’t know, Father. Yesterday he swallowed a spoon and he hasn’t stirred since,’
said Mrs Murphy.

irish smiley face‘I’d like some nails,’ Mick requested of the travelling tinker.
‘How long would you like them?’ asked the man. ‘Forever, if that’s all
right with you,’ said Mick.

irish smiley face‘I was going to give him a nasty look but he already had one!’

irish smiley face  The Doctor was puzzled ‘I’m very sorry Mr O’Flaherty, but I can’t
diagnose your trouble. I think it must be drink.’
            ‘Don’t worry about it Dr Cullen, I’ll come back when you’re sober.’
            said O’ Flaherty.

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